Boats 'n Hoes Lyrics

Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes

The Nina (ho!), the Pinta (ho!), the Santa Maria (ho!)
I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria
Nachos, and lemonheads, and my dad's boat
You won't go down cause my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I come, I produce a quart
Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor
There's a nice lady, oh I'd like to swank her

Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes

Deadliest catch without the crabs
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax, use your mom's nair
You'll be amazed when I come in your hair
Pull off the anchor cause we're leaving dry land
Get below deck with a dick in your hand
Anchors away, and shiver me timbers
We like to fuck ladies with our eight inch members
Love me hookers who be a curvy
Eatin' lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy
Drop the anchor, give that hoe a shout
Cause I'm using my compass to find a nabby dugout

Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes
I gotta have me my boats n hoes
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes

That's the male Mariah Carey y'all
Give it up!
I gotta have me my boats n hoes