Better Than You Lyrics

I am like better than you
Whatever
I can do stuff like better
You wish

Any cock you can suck,I can suck better
I can suck any cock better than you
No you cant
Yes I can
No you cant
Yes I can
No you cant
Yes I can,yes I can
Any ass you can slap,I can slap redder
I can slap any ass redder than you
No you cant
Yes I can
No you cant
Yes I can
No you cant
Yes I can,yes I can

[Chorus]
Anything you can do
Anything
I can do better
I can do it better
I can do anything
Anything
Better than you
Better than you

[Verse 1]
My taint is cleaner than yours
My mouth can fit more weiners than yours

My teeth are whiter than yours
My ass is tighter than yours

My friends list is wronger than yours
My english is wronger than yours

My cock is thicker than yours
My mind is sicker than yours

My team scores more than yours
My pimp whores more than yours

My ass has torn more than yours
But I still feel so effing bored

I can suck your cock
And get your [?] off

I can dribble your titties
Charge a dolla-fiddy

I can suck your ball sack
And rip apart your ass crack

I can nibble your clit
And clean my teeth with it

I can slip your cum
And make your asshole hum

I can give you AIDS
With a sde of mayonaise

I can give you herpes
With Thanksgiving turkey

I can pull your nipples
And make your pussy trickle

[Chorus x1]

I can rim your asshole
With a splash of tabasco

I can take your feces
And disguise it as Reeces Pieces
[That's gross]

[Chorus x 1]

I can wipe back to front
And wipe that shit up in my cunt

I can squat and take a dump
And store that shit up in my hump

[Chorus x 1]

[Verse 2]

I can jerk you off
And make a special sauce

I can whistle in your asshole
And get your salad tossed

I can serve my taint
On a silver plate

No thanks
I just ate

My face is faker than yours
My money is greener than yours

My car is faster than yours
My dady makes more than yours

My mommy whores more than yours
My maid cleans more floors than yours

My whole life is better than yours
But I still feel so effing bored

[Anything you can do,
I can do better
I can do anything better than you]

I can fuck a negro
With a high lebeato

I can fuck an asian
On a special occasion

I can fuck a cracker
And then steal his clapper

I can fuck a horse
Of course,of course,of course

[Chorus x1]

Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything better than you


(Thanks to GillyCatastrophe for these lyrics)