Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics

Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
'Cause of his grand size, no one's safe from fatality
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
[Goliath]
I'm dressed for war, boys, I need no infantry
Because I'll meet the one you propose
Israelites, pick my foe
Anyway, I'll win, so it doesn't really matter to me
To me

[David]
Mama, there's still no man who can come against this threat
You might figure now we're dead
Mama, Goliath is testing us
And know he's gonna know we're all afraid
Mama, ooh ooh ooh, he's a mean and crazy guy
He'll come right back again this time tomorrow
Daring us, scaring us cause he wants to meet in battle

Hooray! My time has come
Been a shepherd all my life but I'm taking on the giant
Goodbye everybody, but not for long
God will lead me all the while I face this brute
Come on! Ooh ooh ooh!
(David you're a wimp though)
I'm not gonna die
The One who wins my battles is Lord of all

[Goliath]
I see a little silly shepherd not a man
What are you trying to prove?
You'll be chewed up and mangled!
Send a boy to fight me?
Very, very tiny flea!

[David]
Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot!
I'll kick your butt!
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
[Crowd]
He trusts the Lord, but suffers from insanity
Daring to fight 'gainst this monstrosity
[David]
Evil comes, evil goes
You will get deposed
[Goliath]
I will not, no! I will not get deposed
[David]
Yes, you will (Repeat)
Your head will roll
Oh! Oh! Oh!
[Goliath]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a!
Let the eagles pick your bones
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me, for me, for me

[David]
So you think you can scorn me and spit at my tribe?
So you think you're above me just based on your size?
Oh, baby you ain't just dueling David
You're gonna get it now
Cause God'll win my battle here

[Crowd]
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

[David]
Guys I'm really flattered
Yet it wasn't me
God wins every battle
God wins every battle for me

(David will be king soon)