Bed And Breakfast Lyrics

Romeo Rhinocerous prowls around the bar
Near the fire he spills desire
And vodka from a mason jar
Brilliantly witty and clearly unsteady
He takes a shot at the big game
So cocksure, he never suspects
Somebody's doing the same

Bed and breakfast, and now you're paid in full
Who'd have known you would be so predictable?
Bed and breakfast is all you bargained for
Shouldn't have wanted more
Shouldn't have wanted more

Julia Gigantic accepts a second beer
Spends a laugh on a half-bad joke
And jerks her chair nearer
She hears the lines behind the lines
But she wants the very same thing
She knows the glove on the hand in her lap
Conceals a wedding ring

Bed and breakfast, and now you're paid in full
Who'd have known you would be so predictable?
Bed and breakfast is all you bargained for
Shouldn't have wanted more
Shouldn't have wanted more