Beautiful Lyrics

I am so brilliant...

My voice is crazy
If you listen
I sound kind of like
An alien
But my voice intoxicates you
As I stand here in the snow
And you're lucky cause I'm gonna take off
Five shirts in a row

I'm beautiful
I'm beautiful
I'm from England you see
I sing a song
About a girl who's beautiful
But I'm more in love with me
I mean come on
Just look at me

Now I'm putting a bunch of stuff
In a line on the floor
Have you ever seen
Such a kick ass video before
To take your eyes off me
Would be such a sin
How can you turn away
From my white and pasty English skin

I'm beautiful
I'm beautiful
It's just a simple fact
Girls don't deserve me
So I'm gonna jump into the sea
Just try to wrap your heads around that
Wrap your tiny minds around that

But I'm beautiful
Too beautiful
The jump would destroy my face
To die at this time
Would be such a crime
To the entire human race
Cause you are what makes my face
Cause I'm so damn beautiful