Bathroom Sink Lyrics

Turn off your TV and listen to me
I've got stories and a little pony
Oh, I can write it
From California to the Gulf of Mexico
My teeth are shiny and they squeak
I'm covered in dirt from my head to my feet
I think that stink bugs really stick
When they climb on the bathroom sink
I see your heine, so nice and shiny
You better hide it before I bite it
I see your heine, so nice and shiny
You better hide it, baby
Orange juice dripping from my noose
Hanging from the sky
Oh me, oh my
Last chance for a little romance
Save the bottle for the last dance
Maybe you and I can see
The way the mountain dips into the sea
A bee stings my knee
I don't cry, you're by my side
I see your heine, so nice and shiny
You better hide it before I bite it
I see your heine, so nice and shiny
You better hide it, baby