Bad Cops Bad Charities Lyrics

I saw a sign by a payphone
It said get in line so I did

The nice cars they drive by fast
Sucking up many gallons of gas

I wish I had a few
I wish I had a few

In the alley with a box for two
Flashbacks to my old room

I'm sorry about the mess
I'm sorry about the mess

I think we have a better chance
Rob the place but clean up a mess
Rob the place but clean up a mess

The big stars that crash cars and get paid
To say lines and pay fines and get laid
I don't have to look to see
That that place isn't me
The guitars and money the big shots
Bad cops and charities go bye

In the alley with a box for two
In the alley with a box for two

(Thanks to rain for correcting these lyrics)