Arthur's Jeans & The Claw Lyrics

give me a smile
a nasty smile
with a mixture of contempt and disgust
that only alan rickman could pull off

ah

and if you see me comin'
you'd better watch out
for the claw
the claw!

rival film crews and architectural things
buttons and inflatable wings

tell me a joke
a nasty joke
and i don't want any kind of bar to be involved

hah

and if you see me comin'
you'd better watch out
for the claw
the claw!

strange victory and cash return receipts
laundry rebellion inside of Arthur's jeans

bag of popcorn
open smoke in my eyes
computer pop-ups
superstition and lies

red birds in bomber jet
read it up in their leaflets
yeah

trucker rest-stops and insufficient wheels
the smell of vomit and the taste of diner meals

and if you see me runnin'
you'd better watch out
for the paw
the paw!

tambourine men and honkey tonk women
a silent kid and a 4 letter word for friend

laundry rebellion in Arthur's jeans
winning the war of 'wash me please'