Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste Lyrics

How many wrong turns can I make
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile
on top of me
But if she won't give it up
well that's O.K
I never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway
When she does it's on there
she goes
she's pissin on my floor
How many trips to the E.R will it take
she gets her stomach pumped and runs
to buy another case of the Michelob
cause the Lonestar just won't do
and the beer tastes awfully
used St. Idesand even Special Brew
(Insert Hi-fi Hard Core Supa-Dupa Fly Gangsta Rap here)