All Liquored Up Lyrics

Serve me up a shot and don't gimme no beef
Unless you'd like to see my fist full of your teeth

Wham Bam, I'm a man with a goddamn plan
Drink it by the shot, mug, bottle, or can
I got me no class, I'm drunk off my ass
So put that sucker in a dirty glass

Feelin' alright, now dim the lights
Even fat chicks are lookin' good tonight

We're gonna Rock and Roll
Devil in a bottle, gonna sell my soul
We're gonna Rock and Roll
Tonight I'm gonna drink 'til I pass out cold

Can't order a drink, cuz my speech is slurred
Can't find a waitress, cuz my vision is blurred

I just got flagged, cuz I puked on the bar
It took three bouncers to drag me to my car
If ya think that's gonna stop me, you better think again
Cuz there's a bar up the street and it's just past ten

We're gonna rock this joint and blow the roof
Cuz when we rock, we rock 100 proof

We're gonna Rock and Roll
Devil in a bottle, gonna sell my soul
We're gonna Rock and Roll
Tonight I'm gonna drink 'til I pass out cold

All liquored up