"all In The Family" Parody Lyrics

Homer: Oy, the way the Bee Gee's played,

Marge: Movies John Travolta made,

Homer: Guessing how much Elvis weighed,

Homer & Marge: Those were the days!

Marge: And you knew where you were then,

Homer: Watching shows like "Gentle Ben",

Homer & Marge: Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again!

Homer: Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac,

Marge: Coming out of my eight-track,

Homer & Marge: Michael Jackson still was black, those were the days!

[later]

Homer: Bart was feeling mighty blue

Marge: I'ts a shame what school can do

Apu: For no reason, here's Apu

All: Those were the days!