Aliens Always Hold The Best Pizza Parties. Lyrics

With a little jolt of joy.
With a little,
With a little jolt of joy.
One has to realize,
that you're not
you're not, no not..
The only one, who can host..
Yeah host.
Host that party.
You got the beer, you got the drugs.
People in the back room...
Men falling in love,
with the women,
Yeah the women, who get on their knees,
and open their mouths.
But buddy, I choose
I choose, I choose.
Not to go to that damned party.
I got better things on my mind..
Like the party my neighbour is holding.
It's a pizza,
pizza, pizza party.
And my neighbour, oh yeah...
he's a little green man.

Yeah! That's right!
Aliens always hold the best pizza parties.
My friendly green neighbour,
he's holding a pizza,
pizza, pizza party! Uh-huh, a pizza party.
Seems like, your not.
No not.
Invited.

So I tell you once, and I'll tell you a second time.
You may sit on a couch, with the music blaring.
A girl riding you like a horse,
with a beer in your hand, and your buddies smoking up.
I watch through the window, and realize your party is
a, yeah, a drag!
Such a drag. Where's the pizza in that party?
No where! Drugs and booze! Nothing, compared to
This pizza, pizza party!
You got sluts, you got junkies..
but over here, we got Martians.
Uh-huh!

Yeah! That's right!
Aliens always hold the best pizza parties.
My friendly green neighbour,
he's holding a pizza,
pizza, pizza party! Uh-huh, a pizza party.
Seems like, your not.
No not.
Invited.

And lemmme tell you, lemme tell you again!
Aliens always hold the best pizza parties.
My friendly green neighbour,
he's holding a pizza,
pizza, pizza party! Uh-huh, a pizza party.
Seems like, your not.
No not.
Invited.
Not invited.
Not
Not invited...
Invited.