Alice (who The Fuck Is Alice) Lyrics

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



Sally called when she got the word,

She said :"I suppose you've heard

about Alice"

When I rushed to the window

and I looked outside

And I could hardly believe my eyes

As a big limousine moved up

Into Alice's drive..



Oh I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

but I just don't wanna know

'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door do Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance

to tell her how I feel

and maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



We grew up together

Two kids in the park

We carved our initials

deep in the bark,

Me and Alice

Now she walks through the door

with her head held high

Just for a moment

I caught her eye

As the big limousine pulled slowly

Out of Alice's drive



Oh I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

but I just don't wanna know

'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door do Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance

to tell her how I feel

and maybe get a second glance

Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



And Sally called back and asked how I felt

And she said "I know how to help - Get over alice"



She said "Now alice is gone

but I'm still here

You know I've been waiting for twenty-four years..."

And the big limousine pulled away

And there was no room for me

Because Smokie had fucked off

See ya, lads!



Oh I don't know why she's leaving

Or where she's gonna go

I guess she's got her reasons

but I just don't want to know

'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door do Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?



Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance

to tell her how I feel

and maybe get a second glance

But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice

Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

No, I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice

Just leave me here lads

Go on, just fuck off

You're alright, yeah, I'll get the bus

Yeah

Piss Off!