Accio Deathly Hallows Lyrics

I'm gettin' kinda tired of this
Pre-publication media blitz
You've got all of Muggle-kind under your spell

Don't they know the whole world's already gone
And reserved a copy at Amazon
How many more books could you sell?
Now give me my book or go to Hell!

'Cause I need… Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As Saturday approaches my need grows

Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows

I'm getting kinda petrified
What would Ron do if Hermione died
Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks

I have no confidence
in theories about the Half Blood Prince
And what if Harry's brain is a Horcrux
Oh, holy crap, that would frickin' suck.

'Cause I need… Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As Saturday approaches my need grows

Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Woah… Accio, Deathly Hallows

Whatever's up the sleeve of J.K. Rowling
I bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowing
To protect that Pureblood pus face Malfoy

But in the end I don't think it's gonna matter
If Snape's good, or if he's bad
Because the weight of the world rests on our boy
Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy…

'Cause we need… Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As that day approaches our need grows

Oh, Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It'll feel like Phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows

But mostly I'm just feelin' sad
I know this could end real bad but
I wish it didn't have to end at all…
Yeah, I wish it didn't have to end at all!

'Cause I couldn't care more about Harry Potter
If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater…

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

Yeah, Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah… Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh… Accio, Deathly Hallows