Accidental Incest Lyrics

This here's a story about a boy named John
And a girl named Suzanne
They met one night in a parking lot
And that's how their love began
A couple years later on a fateful day
Old Johnny had a crash on the state highway
The doctors were quick for the blood transfusion
And after that was done there was much confusion
Suzy thought her day couldn't get any worse
Till she found out her and Johnny were separated
At birth

Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my brother

(It was an accident)

Here's another story 'bout Steve and Fay
They both loved to party, couldn't keep them away
One night in a club they were groovin', gettin' funky
They met each other on the floor hoping to get lucky
Things heated up, they were having so much fun
They both went back to Steve's, knowing they would get some
Everything was right when the lights were dim
Then they turned them on and realised
That they were cousins

Accidental incest
Does it make it right?
Accidental incest
It'll keep you up at night
Is it messing with your mind
You gotta leave those memories behind
What the fuck is going on
I had sex with my cousin

(Another unfortunate accident)

Don't get it on unless you are sure
You might have an uncle that you've never met before
So many thoughts running through your head
Just never take a family member to bed