90210 Shit Lyrics

Yeah, why'd Scotty shoot himself?
And why's Dylan such a waste?
Why'd Brenda have to leave?
Donna Martin graduates!

Looks like Dave's fucked up again.
What's up with Donna's nose and hair?
Swore she'd never give it up.
Without her daddy, she'd be nowhere, and you know it's true!
With out her daddy's financial help, she'd have no acting job to do!

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(I'm Watching 90210, and I've got nothing better to say.
Now it's gone into syndication, you bet your booties I'll be watching it every day!)

Steve is the trouble maker, while Andrea's the token jew.
What? There was no diversity? Well what were they to do?
Hire extras! Hire extras! The producers thought they were really smart.
Fire extras! Fire extras! Watch the script just fall apart.

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"Hold on, 'til the feeling gets stronger, just hold on to me.
Girl, you know everything's gonna be all right.
Just hold on to me."

"That Show" it ends at five. And that's why Andrew's always late.
Why'd Brenda have to leave? Donna Martin Graduates!

The Peach Pit after dark: Donna got beat up by ray.
He threw her down the stairs that stupid bitch, she deserved it anyway.

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