2.7 Kids Lyrics

I got 2.7 kids. It's the best thing that I ever did (x4)
I got 2.7 kids and now I have a perfect life
We left it up to god's hands and 2.7 is what he decides
I got 2.7 kids and now I have a perfect life
But they say I'm crazy just beacuse I commit homicide
'CUS I SNAPPED!
I got tired and snapped one day
I couldn't take it anymore
My son said he's fucking gay
My daughter was a god damn whore
My blood began to heat and boil
I started to scream and yell
Nothing could've stopped me
I delivered them from hell
I took my gun down from it's shelf
And put it to their fucking heads
I fired it 10 or 20 times
To make sure they were good and dead
But people just don't understand
The kind of visions that I see
Once I had over 30 kids
Now I have slightly less than 3
Now I have blood on my hands
And I don't know what to do......huh?...What's that you're saying god?
Now I get to come meet you?
"Just do it like I showed you son,
You know you did it all before
Remember, I'm the reason why you killed that fag and fucking whore"
"Just put the gun into your mouth
And fire it one more time
When you commit suicide
They'll convict you of no crime."
I got 2.7 kids. It's the best thing that I ever did
It was simple. I had a gun, so I shot my only son
I got 2.7 kids. It's the best thing that I ever did
I didn't have a care in the world, so I offed my little girl
I got 2.7 kids. It's the best thing that I ever did (x4)